wishyouweremegan:

#no why #why would you do that

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notasamalander:

wishyouweremegan:

notasamalander:

In which Ten and Donna drop in on Thor’s coronation.

oh god I want Donna and Sif to get into a sass-off

YES YES YES THIS IS GOOD AND I NEED IT

“Hello, muscles,” Donna Noble purred, taking in the exscusite arms of the Thunderer, Thor, on the day he ascended to the Asgardian throne.

“Behave,” the Doctor hissed, and Donna followed his glance to a tall, dark-haired woman who was looking on with amusement.

“Do you find My Lord Thor to be pleasing, mortal?” the woman asked, towering over Donna.

Donna squared her shoulders because no one leaned at her an got away with it.

“What of it, sunshine? You to the God of Minding Other People’s Business?”

A stout man with a red beard tried to pretend he was coughing, but Donna was pretty sure he was laughing. The Doctor was pretending he didn’t know any of them, in case the All-Father was looking.

“I am Sif,” the woman said, looking a little hurt that she hadn’t been recognized. “The finest warrior in the nine realms.”

Donna shrugged. ”And I’m Donna, finest temp in Chiswick.”

Played a Vulcan in the finals. Talk about stamina. I don’t think he ever actually broke a sweat. 

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hotchness:

 #AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK THIS MOVIE STARTED TWO FUCKING MINUTES AGO”

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gyzym:

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thegestianpoet:

 #OH MY GOD NEW CONTEXT #I NEED TO REWATCH THIS SCENE

HELP.

OK but here’s my thing - I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. Because that sure as fuck isn’t Steve’s shield - Steve’s shield is a solid metal thing made of vibranium that was created literally decades ago.

So - please - someone tell me. WHAT IS THAT.

You know, originally I thought it was one of the prototypes Howard Stark built for Steve in TFA? You know, when Steve’s all “Wow, these are really interesting, Howard, but my soul tells me I should take that one that’s made of a rare precious element that you do not wish to part with!” But looking at it again, there is no chance that Howard Stark ever presented that to anyone as any kind of functional shield…

…and then I remembered that Coulson is a dyed-in-the-wool Captain America fanboy. THUS I HAVE CONCLUDED IT IS SOME SORT OF RARE CAP MEMORABILIA, LIKE A “LIMITED EDITION CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD” THAT THEY RELEASED IN 1972 (because that thing reeks of the 70s, let’s not lie) TO TRY TO ~RECAPTURE THE GLORY~ OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA FRANCHISE. They pulled it off the shelves after three weeks because it wasn’t selling, but the die-hard Cap fans know it to be priceless, since the unsold shields were melted down and reused.

For this reason, I imagine the rest of this scene goes as follows in Coulson’s head: THERE ARE ONLY 60 OF THESE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD, MR. STARK, REMOVE IT FROM UNDER THAT COIL AT ONCE. I WILL BE KING OF THE CON WITH THAT ITEM, MR. STARK. KING. OF. THE. CON. 

…that or Tony was one of those super child fans, since his dad ~never stopped talking~ about Steve, and grew up with his dad buying/making him all kinds of stuff, INCLUDING a cheap, child-safe replica of the shield for Tony to play with.

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